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For the last game of the season, the Narhwals gave to me, a Thameside victory.

  • Writer: zacfinch11
    zacfinch11
  • 2 days ago
  • 1 min read

We all enjoyed our last game of the season so much that we decided to bring a bit of festive flair to the final match report. Feel free to do the full song end to end, or just do the verse in descending order. Which ever way you decide to do it, it will be a waste of time.

See you at the Christmas Party! (where we can sing it…?)


For the last game of the season, the Narwhals gave to me…

12 - Narwhals swimming

11 - Orca Goals

10 - Misplaced passes

9 - Shots off the woodwork

8 - Major fouls

7 – Man-ups squandered

6 – Pints of hop head

5 – FIVE GOALS FOR SHUUUUUTTTTEEEE

4 – Crappy Ciders

3 – Shit lobs

2 – Trips to Lisbon

Annnnndddddd

A Match day Maddy for Rob.


Oh yes – there was a polo match. Other than the three minute cluster F**K in the third

quarter, we actually played pretty well and controlled the game. Goals were scored, mistakes were made. We were all very tired. Thanks to our 2 goal handicap advantage, we were eventual 12-11 winners. Bring on the massive semi…

MoM: Nick Shute – for being a goal scoring machine

Moment: Ed Gamble – for being super duper (mostly a successful penalty win – kudos to

Matt Finch who 100% definitely did not hold onto my defender…)

Fluffer: TJ (being rubbish)


Until next time, Forza Narwhali!


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