Five minutes until swim off
We are a team of two
But let’s not be shit
Now we have three
Where are the hats?
But let’s not be shit
Team instruction
Their goalie is good
But let’s not be shit
Game begins
Shots high and wide
But let’s not be shit
First quarter ends
3 to them, 1 to us
But let’s not be shit
Two quarters down
Not looking good, another 2 for them
But let’s not be shit
So, Ed does a team talk
Wise words from tic tac gamble:
“Let’s not be shit”
For a whole quarter
Everything’s good
And we are not shit
5 goals for us
None for them
We’re in the lead!
But good things can’t last
So, shit did return
And we lost
Man of the match
Mr Winterbotham
He was less shit
Moment of the match
Finch Snr
He was not shit for a few seconds
Fluffer for all
Who were late to the game
We. Are. Shit