But let's not be shit

Five minutes until swim off

We are a team of two

But let’s not be shit

Now we have three

Where are the hats?

But let’s not be shit

Team instruction

Their goalie is good

But let’s not be shit

Game begins

Shots high and wide

But let’s not be shit

First quarter ends

3 to them, 1 to us

But let’s not be shit

Two quarters down

Not looking good, another 2 for them

But let’s not be shit

So, Ed does a team talk

Wise words from tic tac gamble:

“Let’s not be shit”

For a whole quarter

Everything’s good

And we are not shit

5 goals for us

None for them

We’re in the lead!

But good things can’t last

So, shit did return

And we lost

Man of the match

Mr Winterbotham

He was less shit

Moment of the match

Finch Snr

He was not shit for a few seconds

Fluffer for all

Who were late to the game

We. Are. Shit