Wednesday 11th April saw a bad water polo team beat a slightly worse water polo team. More through weight of numbers rather than skill...

This week we bring a bit of culture. The match detailed in Japanese Haiku: March 22nd stats Dominant Display Nineteen-sixteen victory But...

Putting his GCSE English to good use (someone has to) Charles K-T chips in with a match report… March 19th Stats After a long journey, by...

This week’s match report courtesy of Rob “High and Wide” Loveless. Has he “hit the target” with his writing? You be the judge… 28th Feb...

A poem of endeavour and valour by Finchy the Bard Buoyed by the absence of a travelling Weeble, 9 Narwhals went to New Malden To play...

This week’s stats report was provided by guest writer Nick Shute, fresh from the set of Gladiator 2. For those who are uneducated and...

It has been a cold and miserable winter for all you Narwhal’s fans out there. Two long months of darkness without the shining light of a...

The return of the Thameside league sees a reversal in our fortunes. Like the monsoon rains revive the plains, so the Thameside league...

Apologies for how late this post is… I have been very busy digging caves and destroying rings and so haven’t had much time to “mine” the...

The day of a game is always fraught with tension. Finchy posts the team and then we have the inevitable nervy wait before a flurry of...

Wednesday 13th September saw the Narwhals take to the pool for the first proper game in about 2 months. As you can probably guess, we had...

A tale of 2 contrasting games this week. One so well organised it completely threw the team, the other so last minute it was organised 48...

A long overdue match report for a game from the start of July vs Beckenham. A valiant effort saw the Narwhals defeated 13-12 with only 4...

Monday 26th June saw 8 mighty Narwhals take to the pool for the first time in a month against Croydon 2’s. Seeing the dubious team...

Wednesday 17th May 2017 will forever go down in the chronicles as the worst day in Narwhals history. Yes – worse than ATTJ vomiting in...

A second game of the week, a second draw of the week. A home game to a below strength Sutton team, apart from their 1st team player, who...

Monday saw the mighty Narwhals embark on a trip to Putney to face Avondale. Always a good game, we were optimistic about the result and...

Sorry for the delay on the stats, I have been somewhat busy!! This report brings you two weeks worth of “action” and games that really...

Wednesday 12th saw the Narwhals travel to the spectacular Cheam Baths for a game against Sutton, South London’s secondary Shit Hole....

April 3rd Stats Dear Diary The date is Monday the 3rd of April. I’ve managed to escape the colonies and return to mother England. Penal...