A Narwhal on our trunks... - June 2018

A heat wave, an unexpected result, people on the streets – yes the World Cup is on, but make time in your schedule because Water Polo is coming home too!! This week’s match report is brought to you by Matt “Baddiel” Finch – it’ll bring a tear to your eye!!

June 26th Stats

A Narwhal on our Trunks (to the tune of some football song about Lions…)

We lost at home, we lost at home, the Narwhals, the Narwhals lost at home, We lost at home, we lost at home, the Narwhals, the Narwhals lost at home, We lost at home, we lost at home, the Narwhals, the Narwhals lost at home, We lost at home, we lost at home, the Narwhals, the Narwhals lost at home.

Everyone seems to know the score (8-7), they’ve seen it all before They just know, they’re so sure Our defence is gonna throw it away, gonna blow it away But we know we can play cos we can boast,

A Narwhal on our trunks Our passing’s still appalling 11 strapping hunks But massive problems scoring

So many shots, so many tears But all those ‘oh so near’s When your down and can’t find the gears But I still see that tackle by John And when Bedford scored, Finchy saving the ball And Weeble wobbling

A Narwhal on our trunks Our passing’s still appalling 11 strapping hunks And Woody’s still not scoring

(The Narwhals have blown it, in the last minute of the game) (The lights have failed, what now?) (Bedford misses a sitter, didn’t miss the fluffer though) (It’s a Father / Son / Shute tie for glory) I know that was then, but could the Narwhals see glory again?

We lost at home, we lost at home, the Narwhals, the Narwhals lost at home We lost at home, we lost at home, the Narwhals, the Narwhals lost at home (Avondale have done it) We lost at home, we lost at home, the Narwhals, the Narwhals lost at home

We lost at home, we lost at home, the Narwhals, the Narwhals lost at home *REPEATED IN BACKGROUND* A Narwhal on our trunks Our passing’s still appalling 11 strapping hunks But bigly problems scoring

A Narwhal on our trunks Our passing’s still appalling 11 strapping hunks But bigly problems scoring A Narwhal on our trunks Our passing’s still appalling 11 strapping hunks But bigly problems scoring *FADE TO END*

For those who didn’t get it – Fluffer went to Bedford for missing a sitter but he also got moment for doing something that I assume was ok. Man of the Match was shared this week by Finch Snr, Finch Jnr and Shute.

Due to the lack of majors in the game (despite our best efforts) we recorded 7 Maddy’s. That also includes Andy W’s match day disappearance. Stefan takes his first trip to Portugal and it was nice of the guys to keep him company.

Onwards to Wednesday and the visit of Eastern Otter. I wonder who can create our third football themed master piece?

Forza Narwhali!!