Scarred from the previous encounters, 9 riles up narwhals were deciding on how to maul their prey. A pre-match maccers and a slight hint...

Last Wednesday on sky sports 4 we had the clash of South London, as the unstoppable force of Sutton & Cheam II faced the very movable...

… There are hundreds of rivalries between Croydon and Bromley. Surrey vs Kent, Southern vs SouthEastern, Zach’s Dad vs Zach’s Mum, George...

Narwhals are one of the deepest-diving whales in the world. They can descend around 6,000 feet below the surface of the water. But while...

Editors note: This game took place on the 18th of March, 2024, meaning that not only is this *late*, but also extremely embarressing for...

In the week following the London Marathon, which was run by yours truly, it became clear that certain members of the group were not aware...

This match report has been dedicated to the upstairs of the Treehouse. We recieved news this week that the once passable Croydon...

"New year - New me" is normally a representation of a someone's personal change, not a descriptor best used for their polo ability. After...

Five minutes until swim off We are a team of two But let’s not be shit Now we have three Where are the hats? But let’s not be shit Team...

In the ‘good old days’™ we used to play Central London Orca at Porchester Baths at the end of Queensway and it was traditional for your...

On a dreary Monday night, 10 Narwhals showed up, Expecting nothing, Leaving Disappointed. A Good Start was required, We conceded 3, Some...

A school of 11 Narwhals went to City of London School to take on a strong crowd of Citizens near St Pauls Cathedral. The game got...

Wednesday 17th January and our glorious Narwhals find themselves at home against our fierce rivals, Croydon Amphibs. Croydon have brought...

Up in Stratford for the long-awaited game Away @ Orca’s 2nd team travelled 9 brave yet awfully full up Narwhals. Nando’s sitting in...

Date: 21/06/2023 Enfield 2 arrived with far too many players. Luckily their quality was not matched by their numbers. WT Narwhals...

Let’s face it, it is what we have all been waiting for… 19 months since the last installment, here it is… the first stats report of...

18 months ago your brave Narwhals played a competitive polo game, I cannot recall the score or indeed the result as it was not a...

[EDIT: Live from Lockdown, this week’s very (very) late report comes curtosy of Mr. “Punchy” Holah. A man who very much started where he...

[EDIT: This historical gambit has been brought to you by the marketing man himself, Rob Dickinson. The stats combine the last two matches...

[Edit: This week’s post comes courtesy of a now flush Mr. Finch. With his new wealth he hired a ghost writer for this piece…] The 1st...