Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the grand tale of the mighty Narwhals, who braved the treacherous waters of...

After spending several anxious moments searching the grotty corridors of the Glass something Leisure Centre, I finally located the...

Victory in the first home game of 2025! A 16-8 win against Kingston 2s built from an excellent defensive performance, some good counter...

We played a game of waterpolo today but that does t really matter. The big event for the day is that I had the honour of completing the...

*disclaimer, if Dave “Coote” Leach or the other Leeches ref are reading this, we are only joking and we very much appreciate your support...

Whitgift pool bore witness to a true spectacle the other week, as the Narwhals staged an epic comeback to claim their first victory of...

As Armistice day came and went, we are remembering those who made the brave journey up to High Barnet on Monday to play the first of two...

Date: March 03, 2024 Location: Whitgift School Aquatic Centre Final Score: WT Narwhals 10 - Citizens 21 Overview In an action-packed...

Venue:  Our pool, our time slot, but somehow, we were the away team… home advantage? Plucky away team underdogs? Hard to say… In a rather...

As we made our way up the long drive and approached the grand, red-brick bastion of athletic prowess that is Eton School's new sports...

This column has had plenty of pain to ruminate on over the past year. However, victories have started to come in thick and fast since...

⭐ Rating: 7.5/10 - Would Wipe Again ⭐ To celebrate our first floodlit water polo experience, we thought it was about time we brought life...

It’s 845. Perspiration dripping from your forehead. You open your mobile phone browser to get tickets for what is likely going to be the...

Avondale 13 - 4 WT Narwhals Despite starting the day with medal hopes, the optimism slowly faded as the Narwhals again struggled in the...

Location: Tooting Bec Outdoor Pool, Temp: Just above subzero (well, it felt like it) In a dramatic showdown that will go down in the...

Scarred from the previous encounters, 9 riles up narwhals were deciding on how to maul their prey. A pre-match maccers and a slight hint...

Last Wednesday on sky sports 4 we had the clash of South London, as the unstoppable force of Sutton & Cheam II faced the very movable...

… There are hundreds of rivalries between Croydon and Bromley. Surrey vs Kent, Southern vs SouthEastern, Zach’s Dad vs Zach’s Mum, George...

Narwhals are one of the deepest-diving whales in the world. They can descend around 6,000 feet below the surface of the water. But while...

Editors note: This game took place on the 18th of March, 2024, meaning that not only is this *late*, but also extremely embarressing for...